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The goal in Crash Bandicoot is to play through all 5 levels jumping on boxes and avoiding explosive boxes (TNT, nitro) and yet collect as many diamonds as possible.
We have all heard of cow tipping right? That is when you sneak up on a sleeping cow and push it over. Well it looks like the cows have had enough and now they are tipping over people! Funny commercial. Play now!
Shoot the crazy annoying frog with your gun and make him fall as far away as you can! Play now!