Player: You are player number
You're a crazed ostrich with a fetish for eggs. Your objective is to collect all the underground eggs in one continuous line and then get your head to the exit
This is not a joke! Watch this video to the end to see that this guy really is awesome! At first I thought he was a dork then when he was finished I was amazed by how good he can play the drums on a keyboard. Play now!
Funny clip of Larry The Cable Guy talking about his trips to Home Depot. I don't want to spoil the jokes for you so just watch it if you want a laugh. Play now!