800 Pound Man
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What I want to know is, if he can't get out of bed, who's bringing him all this food? I mean, seriously. How much do you have to eat to get this big?
I love that thing people do when they're trying to sing something, where they put out their hand and start pointing with the beat of the song and rocking out from the waist up. Man, that looks stupid. Play now!