I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising. Play now!
This looks like a lot of fun. Unless there are rocks hidden in the water. Then it looks like a video someone will watch over and over again to remind themselves how they ended up in a wheelchair. Play now!
