Title:
Real Life D And D
Player: You are player number
4912
Today: Description:
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
I think he just wanted to tenderize his meat a little before he ate it. Would you even be in the water, knowing things like this were swimming beneath you? Play now!
Remember kids, when stage diving, always make sure someone is there to catch you. Play now!