Title:
Real Life D And D
Player: You are player number
5427
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Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
Paris Hilton's boyfriend crashes their Bentley while drunk and being chased by the paparazzi. Play now!
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger. Play now!