Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
108422
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Fly in your space ship, fire lasers, homing missiles and destroy enemy bosses. Play now!
This is nothing. I do this kind of thing all the time and it doesn't hurt a b... aww, who am I kidding? This guy's voice is now three octives higher. Play now!