Title:
Russian Springer
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108417
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Walk around mines in the yard climb up stone walls avoid deadly birds and dogs and get to the gold f Play now!
I don't know...pedestrians getting hit by cars always looks so fake, what wit the dummy flying and limbs flailing and the suddenness of it. Even if it's real. Play now!