Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
82740
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Ride your bike over ramps and perform 360 degree flips like a maniac. Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!