Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76742
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Catch colored balloons with a sharp projectile and avoid popping them. Play now!
Eat fish that are smaller than you and avoid getting eaten by bigger ones. Smaller fish are afraid of you and they swim away when you get close, so you must be quick to gobble them. When you approach bigger fish they smell you and go after you. Play now!