Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
117765
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This guy does a couple of nice jumps on his bike. Then I guess he gets over confident or something because his third jump does not work out so well. Play now!
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