Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
116869
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if they used FOODinstead of cars in those super slow motion crash simulations? Yeah, me either but it turns out it's actually very interesting. Play now!
Run around and eat the flies but avoid those laser turrets from hitting you. Play now!