Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
77304
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
A radio station has a contest where guys get kicked in the balls by girls to see who can take the most pain. The prize would have to be 1 million dollars for me to enter a contest like this! Play now!
I see I'm going to have to start telling people that Final Cut Pro does not a director make. Also, your car really sucks. Play now!
