Title:
Russian Springer
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83480
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
It's a little like the relations in the Middle East. It looks like it might work and yet, in the end, you know somebody is going to get eaten. Play now!
If you're one of those people who are afraid of clowns.. this won't help. Play now!