Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76552
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This monkey who does karate is cool! He fights and breaks boards like a real karate pro. This monkey could probably beat up most people I know. :) Play now!
Of course it wasn't, but how awesome would it have been if this was real? Play now!