Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
77350
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Run through the level as Mario, jump on koompas, avoid koopa troopas and collect coins. Play now!
I don't know...pedestrians getting hit by cars always looks so fake, what wit the dummy flying and limbs flailing and the suddenness of it. Even if it's real. Play now!