Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76887
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Run up to flowers and punch them to collect the seeds they spit out and bring them to the portal. Play now!
A guy passes out drunk and his friends pull the old shaving cream trick on him. Man this guy is really out of it. At one point he thinks he has glasses on! Play now!