Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
77991
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This is a police simulator game where you're an officer patrolling on a bike. You have been informed Play now!
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Take any one of these Japanese television shows, put subtitles over it and broadcast it here in the U.S. People will love it. If you do it, they will come. Play now!