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Russian Springer
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Put enough juice in your jump so you successfully jump the gorge and land on the target. Be careful Play now!
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Take any one of these Japanese television shows, put subtitles over it and broadcast it here in the U.S. People will love it. If you do it, they will come. Play now!