Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
78373
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real. Play now!
A cute little puppy is trying to get a closer view of a duck decoy when he slips and falls into the water. I hope his master did not choke him when he picked him up by the collar. Play now!
