Title:
Russian Springer
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Fly your space craft fighter over mars and defend this planet from alien invaders. Play now!
Nationwide. One of those, Life Comes At You Fast commercials. This one freaked me out a little. I thought it was a real ad for some new Fabio product at first. Play now!