Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
116623
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
The infamous Godaddy girl. I hear she actually works there and will call you and breathe heavilly into the phone if you register a domain name. No kidding. Play now!
Take control of the cable car in the sky and help guide the passengers to the destination safely. Play now!