Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
79951
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
A soccer penalty shoot out! You have a number of teams to play against, facing the best goalkeeper in history. Play now!
There are a lot of things going on here...maybe with that cheating knocked-up shrew gone, your compulsive overeating will stop and you'll find a great new job. Or maybe...it's just a commercial. Yeah, that's it. Play now!