Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83725
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Humans have disrupted the peace of a little pink planet with their toxic waste. Now these beings are seeking revenge. Protect our planet from the incoming pink gummy aliens and save our pitiful human lives. Play now!
Shoot the bad men with a pistol and don't hit the bystanders. Play now!
