Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
112069
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Get as many points as you can, careful not do die Play now!
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that. Play now!