Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
82649
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This is nothing. I do this kind of thing all the time and it doesn't hurt a b... aww, who am I kidding? This guy's voice is now three octives higher. Play now!
As hard-headed as these two must be, it's still pretty tough for them to break a beer bottle over their skull. Or maybe beer makes your head soft. Play now!
