Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
79154
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I don't think this is real but, if it is, well... all the better. Play now!
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
