Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
79090
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
The person who sent this also said that the mother claims to have been abducted by aliens nine months earlier. I don't know if I believe him or not. Play now!
Swim and save the baby penguins and lead them to safety. Play now!