Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
79911
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I don't know...pedestrians getting hit by cars always looks so fake, what wit the dummy flying and limbs flailing and the suddenness of it. Even if it's real. Play now!
Maneuver a ball through various labyrinths and collect all the stars scattered around! Play now!