Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
109062
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I don't even know what to say about this. I didn't even watch it all the way through. Play now!
What I want to know is, if he can't get out of bed, who's bringing him all this food? I mean, seriously. How much do you have to eat to get this big? Play now!