Title:
Russian Springer
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116139
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I think he just wanted to tenderize his meat a little before he ate it. Would you even be in the water, knowing things like this were swimming beneath you? Play now!
Wanna go fishing but can't be arsed with waiting and getting cold? This is perfect!' Play now!