Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
108582
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Jump into your panzer tank and run down George Bush before he escapes or shoot at him with your cannon. Play now!
As hard-headed as these two must be, it's still pretty tough for them to break a beer bottle over their skull. Or maybe beer makes your head soft. Play now!