Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
110288
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Fly in your helicopter and shoot down people owing you protection money. Play now!
For some reason an Asian guy lets someone shock him all over his body with a car battery. I guess this is how he gets his kicks. People can do the craziest things! Play now!