Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
89058
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
If the Monkey one was my favorite, this was a close second. I think I lost some beer through my nose when this one was on. Play now!