Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
112150
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
If you build it... they will come. And then they will vomit and probably have a seizure. Play now!
You know how some people think that racquetball is for losers? Well this guy is the reason for that stereotype! This moron accidentally hits himself with a racquetball. Play now!