Title:
Russian Springer
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113425
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I used to have a motorcycle and this kind of thing happens all the time. People will look right at you and then pull out in front of you. I hope this guy is ok. Play now!
It's always so dissapointing to find out that these guys, like, work in a comic book store or a deli and live in the attic in the house where they grew up, instead of figuring out a cure for cancer or how to build a better space shuttle. Play now!