Title:
Russian Springer
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Move old people from a retirement home to accommodate younger ones and increase profits. Play now!
As hard-headed as these two must be, it's still pretty tough for them to break a beer bottle over their skull. Or maybe beer makes your head soft. Play now!