Title:
Russian Springer
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Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I wonder what the whole island must smell like after this is all over, and there are millions of them rotting in the streets. I also wonder if they taste good. Strange. Play now!
Drive a motorbike over every vehicle in your path without crashing as Eric Cartman of South Park. Play now!