Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
115585
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
All I can say is that it is a good thing that professional baseball players wear protective cups. The ball hits this guy right in the nuts very hard. Play now!
Slice ice blocks and use physics to drop the Christmas presents to Santa. Play now!