Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83871
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Go for a crazy drive and force other vehicles off the road or just shoot em. It's a Mad Monday! Play now!
What I want to know is, if he can't get out of bed, who's bringing him all this food? I mean, seriously. How much do you have to eat to get this big? Play now!