Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
112412
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Two little boys are playing on a beach when one of them decides to hike the ball to the other one. I guess he should have let him know it was coming because it smacks him right in the head. Play now!
Hit them one more time. Use something hard this time too, like a hammer or a lug-wrench. Play now!