Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
115247
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Some guy jumps from the roof of the house on to a trampoline. It does not turn out quite the way he had planned. Straight ownage. I bet he will not try that again. Play now!
1...2...3...HUT! Throw the ball to your chums in Rugby for cissies. Play now!