Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
113894
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car. Play now!
The goal in Crash Bandicoot is to play through all 5 levels jumping on boxes and avoiding explosive boxes (TNT, nitro) and yet collect as many diamonds as possible. Play now!
