Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
116473
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Race around the track smashing into your opponents to knock them off and picking up turbo so you can Play now!
I don't know...pedestrians getting hit by cars always looks so fake, what wit the dummy flying and limbs flailing and the suddenness of it. Even if it's real. Play now!