Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
112540
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Run and find the way to headquarters! Upgrade at safe houses and avoid death. Play now!
Defend earth from unknown beasts! We do not know where they came from, but you must defend us. Rage your way through 21 levels of non-stop cannon action! Play now!