Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
113001
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
A real life exorcism caught on film!! Wait. Is there such a thing as a real life exorcism? Serioulsy. The first chick, in the green shirt. I get to drinking and I act almost exactly like this. And I gotta tell you. If a bunch of Russians were holding me down, I'd be pretty upset about it too. Jeeze, maybe I'm posessed. Play now!
Pico needs to defend the portal from an onslaught of clocks! Don't let them get past, mow them down! Play now!