Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
78713
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Use Jason in his hockey mask and destroy happy elves with your massive bloody cleaver. Play now!
Two guys had nothing better to do one day so they decided to go out and blow up a trash can. I wonder what kind of explosives they used because it was a pretty big boom. Play now!