Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
109900
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Mr. Freeze is trying to take control of Gotham City! Help Batman stop the diabolical villain with his batarang. Be careful! Mr. Freeze has a powerful ray that can make blocks of ice from thin air. Play now!
What do you think the chances are that this guy will get many dates after this has been shown all over the Internet? On second thought, maybe it will help. Play now!
