Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
109863
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Note to self. Only sell iced coffee from now on. Play now!
Skaters have a name for what happened to this guy but I cant remember what they call it. He lands on his skateboard and it hits him right in the balls. Ouch! Play now!