Title:
Motorcycle Stunts
Player: You are player number
85852
Today: Description:
Quitters never win and winners never quit. Meet two guys who never win OR quit. They're called, imbiciles.
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
Note to self. Don't hold lit fireworks up to my face to see if they're still lit. Idiot. Play now!