You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!
How to get a free soda pop from a Coke or Pepsi machine. When I was a kid my mother told me that there were sharp blades installed in the machines so that if I tried this, I'd lose an arm. Play now!
